my blog is great but have u seen my ass

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mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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valiantprouvaire:

“just ask them out!”

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dampsandwich:

its garbage day???

i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)

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lierdumoa:

methlick:

Grocery stores after midnight r like some magical gateway to an alternate dimension where nothing else is real except for the super noodles on the shelf and the paper clip in your pocket

One time I walked into a 24 hour Safeway at 12:30ish not realizing it was a 24 hour Safeway and asked an employee, “What time do you close?” and the guy just answered, “No.”

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brinnni:

girl-sweat:

do you ever look at your best friend and just think “someone is going to be so in love with you someday”

shrekvevo

💖

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hoes-nd-clothes:

Direct deposit > good morning texts

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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